Girlfriends without Toni Child

Now for all these people out there with no life like me ( actually this is a joke i actually have a life.) ( No really i do, I have friends and family that i go out with everyday, okay), you might have noticed that Toni Childs is no longer a character in the Series Girlfriends. I mean don't get twisted in a karate ball, but i love all of them equally, but without Toni, the show is garbage in my garagr that i need to take tomorrow. I feel so empty inside and my colon is limp and old. Girlfriends without Toni, is like 1 finger missing from a hand. It's like Geri missing from the Spice Girls( and yes i loved the Spice Girls, okay), and we all know how that gravy ended up being served. So employers out there, if you have a job opening you better get them ready, cause someone is about to be out of work very soon. Now that's really F***ed up. Check pi Well i know Joan is the main character and all, but i don't think she can carry out the whole show on her shoulders. And judging from the episodes of the new season, i'm gonna say anything but God Bless her Diana Ross's daughter soul. May God bless my sinning self too ( Hope i spelled that right, Seriously i think i need to be hooked an phonics)

Talking about divine help, this one needs on desperatly, for her looks i mean. Well not that she looked good before, but damn can you get any worse. Okay fine, my conscience won't let me sleep tonight, so i'm going to be nice. I love amd she look realy cuteWell Apparently Jill Marie Jones just finished two movies and hey waht can i say, she's been lookin fly as a kite lately so heads down to her.Now to the oddball of the bunch. I might be wrong but she looks like in 10 years she'll be in the where in the mother of church of Coco Chanel is she at now. Again people come up, i might be wrong.
Now that's really F***ed up.

Random Fact: Goat milk is used more widely thoughrout the world than cow's world.

The skinny ( Haha get it) on Nicole Richie

Okay you know what guys lets get serious here, okay. This is a very serious issue that needs to be discussed. Okay fine manybe not on the end of the footlong sub, but this is the issue. Nicole Richie does not even look human anymore. You can literally see her bones coming out of her flesh. It's one thing to look skinny, but it's another to look like toothpick on top of cherry covered cake of grass. And guess what now she's a burnette. Can someone say copycat of Lindsay Lohan. What's up with these girls anyways. They always party, always go the dinner and sometimes i wonder if they even do any work as a matter of potato. But hey not my business right. WWRRROONNGGG. Now click right on your mouse twice. Feel free to not leave comments.
Now that's really skinny F***ed up.

Love and Caring Time

Well as you can see, there is another picture of Diddy (Whatever his name happens to be, and on that note I should change my name to caquadoodle), he seems to be everywhere these days ( my kitchen too believe or not), Well apparently Kim Porter his girlfriend/wife said that the relationship between J-Lo and Diddy wasn’t real.
Kim: The relationship wasn’t real. The world just saw the bright lights and the camera. But I knew what was really going on. He was still in love with me.
Diddy: I know she deserves to get married, but I’m just not ready”
Okay am I the only one that thinks that Kim Porter is crazy. The relationship wasn’t real, WWWHHHHAAATTT. He stills loves you, that’s why he won’t marry you right okay. Anyways J-Lo is still with weird ass March Anthony.
Make what you will of it, but I’ll make sweet potato and gravy with it. HAHAHAHA. Feel Naked to leave your comments.
Now that’s f***ed up.
Random Fact: My Ex-boss (who by the way fire for no particular reason, aside of the fact that i was getting lazy, who me lazy, after all i did in the that damn place. i deserve an Oscar, Grammy damn it a Nobel Peace Prize), looks just like Marc Anthony

Crybaby Of The Month

Hey Guys, guess what I’m back. Not like any of you losers was anticipating my return, but whatever. Okay well I was recently happened to be watching the MTV Europe Music Awards. Well all the cows and belles seemed to be getting along fine, until one thing happened that made me return from a trip to Graceland with Elvis Presley. Kanye West and his annoying self decided to get up on stage and what, what, what. Say with me little boys and girls “ Act a Fool”. So he basically gets up there and starts ranting about Oh I paid a million dollars for the video “ Yea right, wrong Mary of Cadafi” and he had Pam Anderson in the video. HHHOOLLLDD UUUUPPPP, what Pam Anderson hasn’t had a movie since ages and they were all up in the video, making out and poop, I was like were is the Puke Bucket Alert, and yea. And you know he could have not pulled that off at a black award show because they would have booed his ass offfffffffff. Well anyways the rainbow still passes through hell and gets back in the school bus so. Now that’s really F***ed up.

Random Fact: I like cats and dogs