Random Observation

Owww no mommy. It's a mummy, it's a ghost, it's a cadavre ( a old dead body for you illiterate ones out there, ouch hope i spelled that right) no it's the other menbers of Destiny's child(okay fine i take that back). While the virgin mary ( Beyonce wink wink nudge nudge) is out there rockin fierce weave, spotless make up and stylin shezikellin outfitins, you have the two looking runaway black barbie dolls. Now may God bless their soul ( and mine as a matter pf fact for sayin all of these atrocities) and trust me i love kels and Miches but come on. But wait, it's not their fault. Judge hit hit on the table of the horse stable, maybe it's maybelline. When DC is together, the whole stylin travels with them. That includes Cleopatra Jones ( Tina Knowles) as the head. When DC is not together there is really no point in Tina being there for anyone but her daughter. Matter of fact i don't even think Tina even remenbers who the heaven is Michelle Williams. While B, Solange and Tina look like the Cinderella Slippers, Kels and Michelle look more like what Cinderella mops the floor with. HaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Seriously guys i am actually a really nice person outside of this and can just hope u guys see it. U and the man upstairs cuz i need to pay my bills next month. Now that's F***ed up.

Random Fact: 'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals