Whoopi Let's get on down to Africa

OOooooooooooooooooooooooOOO......... Look at our favourite couple. Mary and Joseph are taking a long walk through Jerusalem. For some odd reason Beyonce and Him ( For those of you who don't know i don't call Jay-Z by his human name why because he isn't one......... Fine i'm only playing ) decided to get down to my home land Africa ( Baapp Baapp) to show there are actually affected by world issues. They were probably in their private jet on their way to the south of france ( and yes it is the only vacation spot they seem to know, byt more on that later) and said to the pilot, hey Matthew Knowles take us to Africa and asked Tina the hostess," Get us some crystal (oops sorry Jay-z don't drink crystal no more) i mean water. Now okay for real now. You might wonder why Beyonce all of the sudden decided to stop her worldwide promotional tour to free the children. But that's where u stuck a cream cheese bagel up ur ass.Jay-Z + Rihanna performing together in a far away land = Suspicious and helpless BeyonceNow if u notice on the bottom pic u notice Beyonce's cousin/bodyguard/ghostwriter/personthattellshershesbeautiful/fatfriend(no that's not nice) let me rephrase that not so skinny friend. Now that's f***ed up.

Random Fact: Armadillos can get leprosy.